@BradBroaddus: My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.
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@Douchekevin: I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed.
@Kcamp_95: My boyfriend broke up with because I make too many Linkin Park references, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
@Darlainky: Me: Want to see me do The Robot? Friend: Sure. Me: Friend: Why aren't you moving? Me: Updating software.