@LetMeStart: My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture.
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@QwertyJones3: Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."