@LetMeStart: My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture.
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@kayleighpuget: "Am I the only one who-?" There are over 7 billion people on earth. No. No you're not the only one.
@jacaristar: My little brother tried his first edible and is currently writing the worst statuses ever
@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.