@LetMeStart: My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture.
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@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep
@ImJESSPlayin: Maybe, "only if you're taking me to dinner" wasn't the best response to, "is this going down?" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard
@amydillon: When my husband goes outside to investigate a strange noise, how long do I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching?