@HRTSMRT: My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.
@jess_stratton: Google. Filling the gaps in public education.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff
@Reverend_Scott: [Wonder Woman shows up]
Superman: Is she with you?
Batman: I thought she was with you?
Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today
@Book_Krazy: Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.