@LibelousLurker: My kids can't play at your house because they might begin to think laundry doesn't live on the couch.
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@SergioValenCo: What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*
@Home_Halfway: I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.
@david8hughes: "Have u seen my cat?" "I saw a cat down the road?" "Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?" "No, the one I saw was dead."