@LibelousLurker: My kids can't play at your house because they might begin to think laundry doesn't live on the couch.
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@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
@ThaJawn: David Attenborough: She looked lovely as she sat down to dine Her: Are you narrating this date? David: It was the only thing he knew to do
@pleatedjeans: OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!