@whereami18: My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up
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@murrman5: *walks in house wearing a large neck brace* oh no, what happened? "my earbud cord got caught on a chair while I was walking"
@LurkAtHomeMom: 7: [from bed] MOM! Me: YES? 7: *mumbling Me: WHAT? 7: *mumbling Me: HUH? 7: *mumbling Me: *pauses movie* 7: WHAT DOES LIGHTNING TASTE LIKE?
@johnbiehl: Me: this a rush song? Bartender: yeah, you a fan? Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says "no"*
@tigersgoroooar: waiter: any questions? me: did courtney kill kurt?? him: uh, about the menu? me: LOL i seriously doubt she killed him about the menu