@gerryhallcomedy: My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine.
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@KKAlThani: My friend showed up wearing a "Narnia is real" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move
@davidkenny100: Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?
@alli_win: There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates.