@Izianikapani: My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though.
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@TheNardvark: I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
@DirtMcTurd: Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it