@Izianikapani: My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though.
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@jake_lach: Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'
@WilliamRodgers: I'm 32 years old and I've watched Frozen 26 times this week... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight...
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.