@redthe1: My kids don't even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
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@TheWoodenslurpy: *walks into high school reunion with six-foot tall sack of flour* I took the assignment seriously. Anyway, this is Max... my son.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!