@redthe1: My kids don't even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
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@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
@imence2: Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive.