@mommajessiec: My kids got to meet a fireman at dinner last night. How and why they got to meet a fireman is not important.
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@brendanmcginley: The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist.
@mrjohndarby: [buys new refrigerator with water dispenser] day 1: I will never tire of this water dispenser day 15: still luvin' this water dispenser day 4563: wahey! water dispenser
@TEXASVETERAN: All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships.