@MissNaughty1801: My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion...
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@Book_Krazy: CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face.
@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.
@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.