@MissNaughty1801: My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion...
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@Vinnie_Maselli: [holds up bread] "This is my body" [holds up wine] "this is my blood" [holds up puppy] "and this is my new pet" [apostles go fricken nuts]
@ONHERPERlOD: Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.
@envydatropic: Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now