@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
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@Sickayduh: Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx
@spazrunsny: Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder.
@tastefactory: LOVED ONES: When I die, I want you to throw a sad party where you all look at my dead body US, FOR SOME REASON: Ok that's no problem