@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
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@wolfpupy: bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong
@Tmoney68: "Stomach...Lungs...Kidneys....Heart." - Me, at my organ recital. (Not even slightly sorry)
@kjoy1019: If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
@clyderun: At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the "I have a PhD" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye.