@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
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@Maxine12333: Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions.
@chuuew: THERAPIST: Your notes say that you "scare easily" and are "quite disagreeable". ME: *from behind the couch* That's not true.
@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.