@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
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@ddsmidt: ...sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake, knows if you’ve been bad or good... Me: Omg, this song is about my phone.
@AtypicalMama: H:"Where'd you get those shoes?" Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?" H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
@rebrafsim: 6:57pm: I am conducting an experiment — I’m going to pet my dog continuously and see if he ever gets tired of it 4:09am, June 14, 2029: no