@mylifesuckers: My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too.
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@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.
@ch000ch: i'm wearing a jetpack to my job interview tomorrow so if they turn me down i can disappoint everyone there by just walking out calmly