@mylifesuckers: My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too.
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@TheCatWhisprer: If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear.
@GrantTanaka: When someone asks me how my day is, I like to say "Still kinda pissed about Hiroshima," & then start swearing in Japanese.
@thatUPSdude: We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.
@: Me: Any news? Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray. Me: But I've never dated anyone called Ray. Doctor: And we might do a brain scan.