@mylifesuckers: My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too.
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@iAmJuddy: My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed.
@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.
@DannyZuker: I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist.
@BillArrundale: Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops.