@LurkAtHomeMom: My kids just introduced themselves as "Let's Go" and "We're Late"
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@KalvinMacleod: ME: I don't know about your cat but mine is an absolute angel MY CAT: *releases one of the hostages*
@smelbz: The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there.
@Lerky: Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests? Dj: Yes. M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit.