@LurkAtHomeMom: My kids just introduced themselves as "Let's Go" and "We're Late"
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@MelvinofYork: Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am.
@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say