@LurkAtHomeMom: My kids just introduced themselves as "Let's Go" and "We're Late"
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@KevinFarzad: Your British accent is so attractive! If we had kids would they have British accents? We should do a scientific test & find out. For science
@iamspacegirl: Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you
@myles_morrison: Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like "that explains it."