@UnfilteredMama: My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water.
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@MikeDrucker: You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!
@badbanana: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye." Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party.
@michaelianblack: Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!
@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.