@UnfilteredMama: My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water.
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@MissNaughty1801: 7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?
@WilliamAder: People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer. In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!
@scorpicpanda: Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, "I wanna marry you." And I was like, "K."
@Storminika: If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it.