@mommajessiec: My kids started calling me boss today, so now I have the painful task of figuring out which one I’m going to have to let go.
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@sofarrsogud: 3 AM BRAIN: You awake? ME: I am now! B: I was wondering.. M: B: Did the inventor of the elasticated waistband get the Nobelt Prize?
@hrtbps: "I have parrot-like reflexes." "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"
@yeetztweetz: look for the boy with the broken vape, ask him if he’ll be your escape, and he willllll be loooved