@NakedWhiteAss: Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air.

@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!

@crunchenhancer: My wife told me she "likes it rough." So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women

@SpacePrisoner: Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs.

@Chicken_Hawk38: I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom.