@sarcasticmommy4: My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.
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@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
@qwertying: Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
@stockejock: 'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions.
@aka_fatman: President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
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