My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.

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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.

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@Chumpstring: [ER] ME: [scared] well? DOCTOR: ur ok M: so it was just a dream D: o no ur body is filled with lizards but ur system is accepting them

@becks_bradley: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real.

@zachreinert03: I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate

@AzahelZamora: *Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.

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@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.

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