@SkinnieTalls: My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras.
@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
@MomofTeen: It's been six years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else.