@SkinnieTalls: My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses.
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@WICKEDTRUTH01: *Takes your face in my hands* *Looks deep into your eyes* *Whispers "You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you" *
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@curlycomedy: When people write, "your dumb," maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. "Here's your dumb now leave."