@SkinnieTalls: My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses.
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@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.
@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
@mantej: Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It’s actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns.