@mishakey: My kid's teacher told me my kid is obsessed with video games and that I need to work with her on it. I'm like I do. I'm player 2.
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@AimeeHelene1: If I don't make this right hand turn going exactly 3 mph, the entire universe will explode & everyone will die. - the lady in front of me
@QwertyJones3: I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
@GloriaFallon123: To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"
@TheSharona06: I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle.