@Tmoney68: My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.
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@VapingSonic: ME: haha u dare me to take off all my clothes and run thru this park COP: no ME: wow I cant believe ur making me do this lol COP: I'm not
@bellicosejason: If you're behind someone at an ATM, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
@jake_likes_naps: [gets down on 1 knee with ring box] GF: OMG! Me: Babe? GF: Yes? Me: One ring to rule them all. [I put on the ring and vanish forever]