@TheTweetOfGod: My last name is Zilla.
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@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
@1Happytwit: You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective.