@TheTweetOfGod: My last name is Zilla.
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@TheDeadfishSays: I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class.
@UniqueDude2: [Meeting girlfriend's parents] Me: Well Mrs. Ashford, I can see where Elle gets her good looks! <Mr. Ashford sulks the rest of dinner>
@realHamOnWry: The local sperm bank now has a quick serve location with a drive-thru window. It's called Jack-It-In-The-Box.