@MrMichaelRose: my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place
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@markleggett: Google+ is not a "ghost town", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun.
@Tharin_P: Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue.
@UnFitz: If I had a time machine I'd probably go back and kill Hitler but I'd definitely stop on the way to object at my wedding.