@Mr_Role_Model: My License to Kill was revoked due to abuse of power.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead. She can barely walk and she's already the drunk girl at the party.
@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
@I_am_Lukem: Get your hero name by doing something brave and seeing what the newspapers call you. I'm Local Man.
@Darlainky: Kids today will never know what it's like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.