@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.
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@VodkaThursday: First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it.
@Brampersandon_: [Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys
@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.