@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.
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@BradBroaddus: My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....