@RidiculousSheri: My life is like a movie where two soulmates meet in line at the grocery store, except I'm the woman behind them buying tampons and cat food.
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@AaronFullerton: A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell "What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?", then jetpack through the ceiling.
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
@BackrowSeats: People that say "God never gives you more than you can handle" never met my ex-girlfriend.