@amydillon: My life these days is basically the "before" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop.
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@Social_Mime: A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit.
@carpetislava: BIDEN: How come you've never shown ME the swamp? OBAMA: Drain the swamp is a metaphor, Joe. BIDEN: Where will Shrek live?
@SarcasticAlly12: Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that