@amydillon: My life these days is basically the "before" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop.
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@RVGisFUNNY: I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying "Nope".
@skin_and_i: Playing guess the animal with 4yo. 4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger
@WilliamAder: Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with ".gov"?