@AnnaKendrick47: My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.
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@caseytduncan: People say I'm a bad person, but they're just jealous that they can't kick pigeons as far as I can.
@Mr_Kapowski: My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg...