@AnnaKendrick47: My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.
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@thomasdynamic: You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest.
@theshamingofjay: A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents
@Mom_Overboard: I watch people through binoculars as a hobby, but the cops call it a felony... I never knew those were synonyms.
@AthenaMystique: Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice.