@ChaseMit: My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair.
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@QwertyJones3: [vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please.
@DecantAndPour: I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me.
@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away