@ChaseMit: My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair.
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@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
@amishschool: My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning.
@bridger_w: "Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it." -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation