@ChuckGrassley: My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian
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@HatfieldAnne: The orthodontist says I'm doing a “super job” wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth.
@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.
@daemonic3: They say New Zealand has a sheep population of over 60 million How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?