@SufficientCharm: My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month.
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@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone
@spekulation: Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works.
@TheTweetOfGod: "Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!