@Playing_Dad: Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?

@HatfieldAnne: Relations at the bird feeder have been strained since the experimental millet blend.

@bonniemcfarlane: Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to.

@Marlebean: If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.

@sickipediabot: I'm reading a book about poltergeists. It's a real page turner.