@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.
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@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.
@Laser_Cat: [interview] So what's a personal strength? "Honesty." And a failing? "I murder people who don't hire me."
@juliussharpe: I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn't stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying.