@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.
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@Fred_Delicious: Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an "award winning chef" *waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*
@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
@thenatewolf: J.R.R. Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton.