@TwoSapphiresBlu: My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs.
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@DanMentos: "So we kill a tree" Ok "And put it inside our house" Nice "Then we hang up some socks" I'm with ya "And then we drink egg milk punch" What
@BillCorbett: Deranged Extremist 1: We'll drown 100 kittens. Deranged Extremist 2: We won't drown ANY kittens. Cool Centist: We'll drown 50 kittens.
@PaperWash: Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices.
@SteveSuckington: Me: omg can smoking weed make u hallucinate? Dog making pancakes: lol that wasn't weed dude