@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.
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@joshandbeyond: I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car.
@KPsych29: My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars
@CharmandBrains: A required corporate training course said to build strong relationships. Also, HR told me it's "inappropriate" to kiss strangers.