@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.
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@envydatropic: *Switches between 4 different news channels for an hour* Has literally no idea what's going on in the world
@JennUflect: Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I'm just gonna take a quick nap. KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented. *living room is on fire*