@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.
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@novixv: [Plane starts to go down] *Frantically shoves an entire bag of Life Savers Gummies™ into my mouth*
@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
@TheBeerGuy73: A N U S B U T T M U F F ~ My reply when the optometrist asks me to read the lower lines, regardless of what I see