@d_whitehouse: My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose.
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@TheAlexNevil: Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort.
@rzarosco: MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?