@GrumpyBahr: My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
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@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
@sarcasticmommy4: Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want.
@ArfMeasures: 14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal