@GrumpyBahr: My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
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@omgthatspunny: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
@egg_dog: Joseph: could you put the shopping away, there's a fish & some bread on- oh no *house is overflowing with fish & bread* Jesus: i am so sorry
@KeetPotato: mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]