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@GrumpyBahr: My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
@Laser_Cat: Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain.
@DanMentos: "So Dave died"
Dave from work or Dave who never follows through on things
"Both. it was a suicide pact"
*dave walks in* hey guys
@TheZachCozad: Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus
@TheJamesH1: Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast.
@dyldonot: RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother
WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?