@GrumpyBahr: My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
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@DurtMcHurtt: Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously.
@RobDenBleyker: I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing.
@Fred_Delicious: [2 dogs eating dinner] "u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great" [stops chewing] "why does this taste like chocolate"