@GrumpyBahr: My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
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@FattMernandez: One of my biggest fears is that before I die, spiders will evolve the ability to coordinate their legs and run like horses.
@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once...
@priya_ebooks: o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women
@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef