@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
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@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
@HeyZeus666: I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down.
@MomOfTeen: Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win.