@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
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@Elizasoul80: Trump, 2 years into his presidency: "What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"
@TheMichaelRock: Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box
@SadMeterologist: My neighbors are organizing something called a "fun run". This shit never happened when I lived in my car.