@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
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@notacroc: Son: why is my name Bince? Me: i missed the 'V' when i texted the doctor your name Son: can't we change it? Me: finish your homework Bince
@TweetPotato314: Me: Are you gonna change your name after we get married? Her: Yes Me: What do you think of "Jessica Rabbit"?
@PinkCamoTO: There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.