@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
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@WAYNES_O: When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup.
@_shellzbellzzz_: My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery.
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.