@RoosterMustache: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey thanks" and I'm like "I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"
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@jergarl: Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.
@aPunch2theJunk: I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent "P."
@Kirangandhi: Was feeling particularly adventorous today.so decided to jump off a moving train.now hav to buy my nephew a new train set