@UNTRESOR: My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :(
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@Cryptoterra: Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed
@SamGrittner: I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays.
@One_FineMess: 4yo: What happened to the fish? Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.