@Gen22: My milkshake won't bring the boys to the yard but I'm betting my free wifi will.
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@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...
@Heather2go: Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea