@Gen22: My milkshake won't bring the boys to the yard but I'm betting my free wifi will.
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@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.
@jrza84: HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. THANK YOU.
@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS FOR HUSBANDS TOLD TO DO LAUNDRY: 1.Know when to hold em 2.Know when to fold em 3.Know when to walk away 4.Know when to run