@Gen22: My milkshake won't bring the boys to the yard but I'm betting my free wifi will.
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@KentWGraham: My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
@ibid78: [me] if all dogs go to heaven, then what about Cujo? [the pope] how did you get into my bathroom?
@XGroverX: Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!