@Miss_Firefly_: My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about.
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@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
@slimmy_shady: Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet.
@funnyordie: Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own.