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@WilliamRodgers: "My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"

Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?

“My mind is telling me nooo… But my body… My body’s telling me yesss…BABY”

Cashier: Sir…would you like fries with that or not?

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