@thatguyJA: My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan
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@NicestHippo: Thinking is hard, that's why I appreciate websites telling me in advance how I will feel about the article
@sixfootcandy: Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job.
@awesomelocks: Woman: The bees are dying. random male: I don't know what kind of men YOU hang out with but I'M not killing bees.