@StickyickyBuns: My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair.
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@deardilettante: At least there's one other woman who's more wasted than me in this emergency room. No, my mistake, she's got dementia.
@Rebecca8672: UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat.
@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.