@Mama_in_heels: My mom asked where the remote was and my son told her it was up her ass. She high-fived him and then turned around and slapped me.
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@ToxicProbably: A guy on a scooter just yelled at me for being on my phone at a red light so I yelled at him for being on a scooter
@RidiculousSheri: I know you're the instructor but I've seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
@Book_Krazy: OUR KID WAS SOAKING WET WHEN YOU BROUGHT HIM HOME FROM SCHOOL! Me: [water pouring from backseat] Listen, this car pool thing was your idea