@sara_ashlynn: My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids.
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@PhoenixRises69: It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
@SamGrittner: Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
@Steelers1972: If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....