@sara_ashlynn: My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids.
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@lilgapeach30: I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends.
@CatherineLMK: Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy