@sara_ashlynn: My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Her: You have selective hearing. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good. Me: Thanks, you look good too.
@zachreinert03: I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off
@RobDenBleyker: I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing.