@pannuscorium: My mom is a ginger and my dad is Mexican. I guess what I'm saying is that I can only be killed by some elaborate, magical ceremony.
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@MommaUnfiltered: I'm at the grocery store at 10pm buying a bottle of wine with a bag of quarters... I understand why you want to see my ID.
@stevevsninjas: The commando team infiltrates my base, sneaks up behind my guards, and executes the neck twist maneuver. But my owl guards are unharmed.
@zachheltzel: Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it.