@kevnasto: My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said "can you hear me?"
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@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?
@Phook75: If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats
@BlackJerms: Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?