@kevnasto: My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said "can you hear me?"
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@dorsalstream: My daughter made such a cute little doll of me. It even has my real hair. She has it surrounded by some candles, and she's giving it acupuncture to help the sharp pain in my side go away.
@DeanB15: I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.