@FSUSteve: My mom just replied to my text with "K." Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?
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@simoncholland: Store clerk: May I help you? Me: I hope so. Sweetie go get your math homework, this nice woman is going to help us.
@thefosterer: If I ever lose my girlfriend in the mall I just start checking other girls out and bam there she is yelling at me