@scorpicpanda: My mom likes to call from baseball games just to say she can't hear me 25 times.
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@FierceMess: If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels.
@DestineyLynn: As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas.
@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.