@davidstassen: My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"
@Ghetto_Trophy: Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other.
@dblackattack: It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict.
@KalvinMacleod: It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.