@ANNIEwayyyy: My mom recently figured out that the best way to get me to call her back right away is to text me that someone died but not tell me who.
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@turtledumplin: A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send
@VestaTot: There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket.
@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too